felcher 

During anal sex when cum is released into the ass, the FELCHER is the person who removes the cum, with a straw or not.

The felcher sucked out the cum with a straw.

felcher by Potatotron Ramone May 22, 2005

Felcher 

A male who sucks the cum out of another male's ass after anal intercourse.

Matt is a sick felcher who felches on demand any number of cum buckets at any time.

Felcher by Jade Cryingwolf September 28, 2007

felcher 

a person who, in a sick act of human nature, has anal sex with someone, ejaculates on his/her butt, and cleans up with their mouth

"dude, you fucking nasty-ass felcher"

felcher by Billy Bob December 12, 2002

Felcher 

One who sucks cum out of another person's ass with a straw.

Want to felch?

You filthy felcher!
I like to felch.

Felcher by MACandCHEESEEEE February 9, 2022

Felcher 

The sick art of ejaculating in an ass and sucking it out through a curly straw

James wrote a book on felching cos he is a felcher, 10 steps to a succesful felch

1.Curly straws are a must
2.Nice loose ass, more straws the better
3.Lots of jism
4. loosen up with some fist action
5.saliva is a vital source, spit on it
6. use your toungue
7.clear your throat for maximum enjoyment
8.Dont do it with your mum
9.Loosen up with your massive triceps like i have
10.Chug coke up your ass to get it just write

Felcher by Harry Mason March 4, 2007

felcher 

Scumbags who suck semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex. Sick perverted motherfuckers!

Bob is a felcher that sucks man juice out of Tom's bunghole!

felcher by crevischecker December 27, 2011

felcher 

These days felcher has a more common meaning, the art of felching has come a long way since sucking cum out of a random asshole, it can now mean you're a bottom feeder of any type.

"Stop felching my beer you felch"
"Hey felcher" (Yelled out to bum collecting money at train station)
"Dont let felch felch off a felch" (Meaning double felching is a big no no)

felcher by 2stylsh August 22, 2008