Irish pronounciation of the word fuck. Some how doesnt seem as offensive.
fek off you fekking fekker for feks sake
by tha truth April 30, 2006
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Originally from the Britcom "Father Ted" a derivitive of the word fuck that is used when fuck cannot be.
Maid (in british accent)- "What would you say to a cup of tea?"

Father - "Fek off cup!"
by Andy March 21, 2005
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When in chat rooms, msn, corporate email e.t.c - the use of obscene language is frowned upon. Fek is the online slang of fuck and can be used as a 'visually friendly' replacement
1) Fek that.
2) Get Fek'd
3) Fek off
4) U fek'n creep
by tski August 1, 2003
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What a preppy girl might substitute for fuck because she's too much of a stupid yuppie to know that she sounds like a moron when she says it.
Hey! Those new guys are sitting at our table! And none of them are hot! What the fek?!?
by Estuardo June 21, 2005
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A deadpan remark one says after getting fucked or upon realizing that they are fucked.
1)
> le me about to get a 10 kill streak
> gets killed by a noobtuber
> fek

2)
*me trying to walk as quiet as possible at 1am*
floorboard: *loud creaky noises*
me: fek
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