fecal phantom

The act of pooping on objects with out being seen. Mostly done solo and in conjunction with a night of hard drinking. Spots hit roofs of cars, ash trays, top of mailbox, counter tops, jean pockets. ect....
Some one took a crap on the roof of my car last night. The fecal phantom struck again.
by Bob Oso February 12, 2006
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