february 28th

The fittest girls are born on this day,feb 28th is national booty slapping day and snogging day, so chap them lips ladys 🎃💓

Man: im about to smack my girls ass and snog her hard

Friend: why?
Man: cause its February 28th ma g

by It me uno 💓 October 13, 2019

february 28th

Slap your sister day.

Y/n: Hey, do you know what day it is?
Sister: No.
Y/n: It’s February 28th, slap your sister day!
*Slaps sister*

by Jdahsgs August 09, 2021

February 28th

National slap your friend day

Emma should watch out February 28th

by Babycarrots12 February 19, 2021

February 28th

This is the day the finest, smart, and just simply amazing people are born. Guys born on this day are the total package like having long peens and knowing how to treat you right girl.

February 28th: Look at him he so fine he MUST be born on the 28th of February 😍

by Veda October 18, 2019

February 28th

International horny day. If you feel like fucking your stepsis, today is the day it might work.

Horny dude 1: Yooo bro today’s February 28th - international horny day.
Horny ass lad 2: Ye ye bro who u smashin?
Horny dude 1: Alice. She lookin’ hella fine today, I finna send ‘er to the wonderland!
Horny ass lad 2: Hell ye dude she lookin horny af today. Go get that pussy boiii

by Hornyboi737 March 01, 2021

February 28th

When niggas with the biggest dicks are born and are sexy as fuck and fucks hella bitches

damn i’m the sexiest man alive with a beefy dick cause I was born February 28th

by Bigdickbeefy October 16, 2019

February 28th

Koe Wetzel has a song called February 28th, 2016 in which he says “who is sober enough to take me to Taco Bell.” February 28th is now the national holiday in which you go to Taco Bell in Koe Wetzel’s name. It is also respectful to Koe to drink in the Taco Bell parking lot.

Ayyye we rolling to Taco Bell February 28th for Koe

by ColeA69 March 01, 2022