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1. Verb.
To confuse by using methods which are themselves confusing. An example of a confusing method by which someone might fazniah is the method of multiple negatives: eg. I'm not sure if I'm uncertain about your non-use of what I think you don't perceive to be the incorrect non-formulation of what you didn't say I thought, I don't think.

2. Noun
Someone or something which exists only for the purpose of magnifying confusion in a situation.
1. Verb
My master plan is in disarray from that move that Mark pulled on me when he chose to fazniah my colonel burton.

2. Noun
Why does that fazniah keep circling his mig jets over my mobile construction vehicle without firing on- oh crap it was a distraction! No wait, now they're moving-no, wait... Nevermind, I'm too confused so I better just surrender.
fazniah by hoglahoo February 21, 2006
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1. Verb.
To confuse by using methods which are themselevs confusing. An example of a confusing method by which someone might fazniah is the method of multiple negatives: eg. I'm not sure if I'm uncertain about your non-use of what I think you don't perceive to be the incorrect non-formulation of what you didn't say I thought, I don't think.

2. Noun
Someone or something which exists only for the purpose of magnifying confusion in a situation.
1. Verb
My master plan is in disarray from that move that Mark pulled on me when he chose to fazniah my colonel burton.

2. Noun
Why does that fazniah keep circling his mig jets over my mobile construction vehicle without firing on- oh crap it was a distraction! No wait, now they're moving-no, wait... Nevermind, I'm too confused so I better just surrender.
fazniah by hoglahoo February 23, 2006
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