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faux toe 

within the same genus as the infamous camel toe, the more socially acceptable faux toe coexists in the same habitat. the faux toe can be identified by its lack of cleft of toe.
when an individual wears a skirt of thin material and the wind blows it into the faux toe.
faux toe by _hkr October 11, 2006
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Faux-toe 

Often mistaken with the popular word "photo", a faux-toe is a human phalange that is indeed NOT real.
John's new faux-toes look so real! I think I'll replace my toes with faux-toes. That sounds like the plan for me.
Faux-toe by Dressing&Gravy December 18, 2014

Faux-toe 

A new and improved name for a “pocket pussy, fake ass pussy, or jerk stick.” Referring to the toe like appearance of the female organ.
“Yo bro I found your fuckin faux-toe under my bed!” “That guy looks like he has a collection of faux-toes to use on himself.”
Faux-toe by Macho Camacho January 21, 2023

Faux-toe 

Another word for a “pocket pussy, a fake ass pussy, a jerk stick.”
“Yo bro I found your faux-toe under my bed.” “When’s the last time you cleaned your faux-toe?”
Faux-toe by anonymous January 21, 2023

faux camel toe

the appearance of female crotch wedgie that is creates by pants that bag out in the crotch, not a snuggle up.
why can't I fit my pants right, I can't stand faux camel toe.
faux camel toe by maidlisamarian December 12, 2014
Any false representation of a woman’s labia majoris, slang word (camel toe)
dat hoe got so much show it gotz to be fauxtoe
Fauxtoe by Cove catz January 7, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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