A person who dresses like a counter culture hipster but actually embraces main stream and moderate believes.
by sometimesifaint March 17, 2008
When one gives off the impression off being interesting, artisitic, cosmopolitan, progressive, different and witty but really it is a victory of style over substance. They dress in the highest of indepdendent fashions, they ooze this abstract indepedence and trendiness. They are generally aesthetically-pleasing but as soon as you spark a conversation with one of them you soon realise it is all a facade to cover up the lack of personality, wit, creativity or intelligence. These are the pretentious middle-class imposters who flock to inner-cities because they think they will fit in.
Two guys are in a bar in Camden, they see a possible Hipster in the corner sipping her ice-tea and reading the latest copy of the Big Issue. One decides to walk over to her
Guy: Hey, can I just say your aura is enchanting!
Faux-Hipster Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh....
Guy walks off disappointed. He sees his freind
Guy 2: How did it go?
Guy: Just another Faux-Hipster..
Guy: Hey, can I just say your aura is enchanting!
Faux-Hipster Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh....
Guy walks off disappointed. He sees his freind
Guy 2: How did it go?
Guy: Just another Faux-Hipster..
by SomeGuyCalledSomething July 28, 2010