suck a fat one 

Used as an insult.

Equivalent to telling someone to fuck off.

Damn you're a douche bag. Go suck a fat one.

suck a fat one by Truuuuu June 21, 2014

suck a fat one 

Telling someone to seriously fuck off. Don't just go suck a dick, but suck a fat dick. Especially if it's a weak or lame thing that the guy did.

-- Hey man, I took some money off your dresser. Then a bunch of dudes at the bar talked me into buying rounds. I'll pay you back though, as soon as I get my next paycheck.

-- Dude, go suck a fat one!

suck a fat one by Mondo 9000 July 23, 2016

suck my fat one 

Polite way of saying "suck my cock", compatible to blow me

Your a loser.
Oh yeah, suck my fat one ace.

suck my fat one by -CyberPunk- February 6, 2005

suck a fat one 

An insult telling the someone one to suck a d*ick

Person 1: Go suck a fat one!
Person 2: How fat?
Person 1: As fat as your mother
Person 2: Reported

suck a fat one by MeikSemith January 28, 2016

suck a fat one 

When something really bad happens. Comes from suck and in this case it is sucking something big and fat. Used in the worst of situations when not much else can be said.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you only have a few more months to live.
Man: Damn. That sucks a fat one.

suck a fat one by Anonymous April 10, 2004

Slow Fat One 

A slow fat one is what happens to a male inmate when he drinks to much hooch. Regardless of the actual size of the penis in question, the excessive hooch makes it difficult to FAP or to perform anal copulation.

Slow to climax. Fat because the penis will not stay erect, hence the fat/floppy semi erect penis.

I tried to do a little uphill gardening with my prison bitch but my "slow fat one" made it impossible.

Slow Fat One by Thomas Bombadil February 20, 2011

smoke the fat one 

To be trippen on dope

man he smokes the fat one every day

smoke the fat one by no December 10, 2003