Fartesticles

The unfortunate condition where whilst administering anal sex, the recipient expresses the sudden urge to pass flatulence. Upon pulling out, it is released all over the testicles.

Man: Dang, I got Fartesticles last night, and it was such a turn on that I blew my stack way too early.
Woman: Sorry about that...

Fartesticles by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

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Fartlestick

An object of disappointment or frustation

Oh Fartlestick, not again!

Fartlestick by Queenesta November 13, 2014

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furthestfur

A stupid guy that only knows how to CAP

That guy leo is such a furthestfur

furthestfur by Raijinprime February 18, 2022

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furthest thing

In fact a

I am the furthest thing from a racist.

furthest thing by Kmmill22 June 12, 2018

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Fartdestroy

She is very cool person

Better than you

I wish I was mutual with fartdestroy

Fartdestroy the best

Fartdestroy by Cheesecheedarpoo March 13, 2021

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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