fart segue

A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.

Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."

by Kenzou Tenma February 25, 2008

fartsequences

Noxious wind based consequences of a persons actions

If you walk behind me after I have eaten this curry, you will suffer the fartsequences

by PBrazier October 23, 2020