Fapricot 

1: A stupid or foolish person.

Girl1: OMG Henry is soooo smart!

Girl2: Seriously?! he is such a fapricot.

Fapricot by O-OIMWATCHINGU August 31, 2014

Fapricate 

(verb) The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often occurring on a toilet, one must be "jacking-off" while pooping to truly be farpicating.

See similar: Blumpkin

Guy 1: The other day i was so horny at the office that I had to go in the bathroom and fapricate.

Guy 2: Gross.

Fapricate by TheFecalImpaler June 29, 2011

fapricorn 

A fictitious astrological sign used to describe any of the following personality types:

An internet user that is primarily interested in seeking out pornography.

Someone who masturbates excessively.

Of all my instagram followers, harryballs69 is the biggest fapricorn.

fapricorn by Noah Is Cool December 2, 2014

faprication 

fabrications of lies are like verbal mastuerbation

-fapping at the mouth

-see fap

"lies and faprications"

faprication by trulies July 15, 2004

faprication 

The self-induced, euphoric pleasure one gets from knowingly and willingly fabricating lies about someone, some thing or one's political enemies.

"John engaged in total faprication about his ex wife after she came out better than he did from their divorce."

faprication by wordsmith08 October 26, 2008

fapricator 

A jerkoff that takes credit for your idea.

That fapricator took my idea.

fapricator by jman5471 September 21, 2016

Fapricated Cloth 

A piece of cloth or a material that is used to wipe after faps. Basically a cloth material to wipe cum / fap fluid.

Satish used to wipe his cum after masturbation with his favourite fapricated cloth.

Fapricated Cloth by KayG June 13, 2020