fanny licker
A fanny licker is also a name for a small dog that grannies buy when their husband has long passed away, this little pooch then takes on the roll the husband used to play (in the bedroom)ie: licking grannies minge!
Grandchild: are you lonely when you go to bed nan?
Grannie: no darling, I take my little fanny licker to bed these days, he's better than grandad!
Grannie: no darling, I take my little fanny licker to bed these days, he's better than grandad!
fanny licker by Shell555 January 5, 2007
