fanny licker

A fanny licker is also a name for a small dog that grannies buy when their husband has long passed away, this little pooch then takes on the roll the husband used to play (in the bedroom)ie: licking grannies minge!

Grandchild: are you lonely when you go to bed nan?
Grannie: no darling, I take my little fanny licker to bed these days, he's better than grandad!

by Shell555 January 5, 2007

fanny licker

To be "sucking up" to someone which is met negatively by fellow individuals and brand you a fanny licker.

He was a right "fanny licker" with the boss today, to get a rise.

by RealRockNRollStar January 5, 2007

Fanny Licker Kendal

The unscrupulous dinner lady that also wanted to suck your cock

Fanny Licker Kendal caught us in the math block toilets and tried to preform her act

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

fanny licker

where your saying someone sucks pussy

what a fat fucking fanny licker

by anonymous December 4, 2021