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When you are flaso it means you are very drunk or high
Im so falso rn
falso by nr1urban11 June 1, 2024
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vasco falso 

Words used to describe people who say to be Basque but in reality share few similarities with them (usually only ancestry.)
- Yes, I'm Basque.
- Do you like pintxos?
- What's that?
- Wow. you are a vasco falso.
vasco falso by Jalapeño October 12, 2017

Dirty Falso 

When the left out children from a large Italian family finally get stuffed Orally by the tomato’s from their Nonno’s garden and then regurgitate it into their step mums pussy
My nonno gave me a dirty falso and it got really messy
Dirty Falso by Saggytittyus June 7, 2020

Hoe’Fallon 

The city in Illinois (O’Fallon) with the most thots and also an extremely high amount of STD cases at the high school
Nick:“Hey I met this girl from O’Fallon the other day.”
Joe: “Don’t get too close to her. She’s probably just another thot with chlamydia in Hoe’Fallon”
Hoe’Fallon by happytapioca August 4, 2019

falco lombardi

A character from the popular video game series Star Fox, Falco Lombardi is the hotheadded rebel of the squadron; the top pilot of the team, a former space pirate, and the best friend of Fox McCloud, the team's leader. He is a tall, blue-feathered Avian (a bird species), with characteristic red patches around his eyes.

Though he might be a little rough around the edges, Falco is a hero at heart.
"Falco Lombardi. Just call me Falco."
falco lombardi by Quex the Myuu November 15, 2005

Blue Falcon

Military/Police Term: Refers to someone who commonly fucks over their buddys (buddy fucker).
This includes, but by no means is limited to the following:

Leaving work early when they volunteered to do something, thereby forcing their coworkers to do it.

Makes a comment of anothers inappropriate action in front of one's supervisor which may result in discipline from said supervisor.

Stating they will meet their buddys for drinks, but is observed immediately taking a route away from the drinking destination never to be seen the remainder of the evening.

Inviting buddys out for drinks on their birthday and being the first to leave shortly after arriving.

Stating you will do something, but then are nowhere to be found when it is your time to do it, whereby forcing your buddys to do it.

Someone who often misses work, leaves early, or takes sick days forcing his buddys to pick up his slack.
Man! Tyrel Klein is such a blue falcon. He left early again when he volunteered to do something.

Can you believe Tyrel just called me out in front of our supervisor. He is really flying the blue falcon today.
Blue Falcon by davernsf July 6, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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