“...and so he grabbed her pet snake, ran home, then JUMPED her later on in the night - all whist wearing a cop uniform...” He exclaimed.
“You used a fake the snake, didn’t you mate,” I remarked.
“You used a fake the snake, didn’t you mate,” I remarked.
by spughetti21 November 01, 2017
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 03, 2018
by FakeTheSnake November 01, 2017
Jim: "So he broke into her apartment, jumped her, tied her up, and kidnapped her. Oh, he also stole a pet snake."
Tim: "Hm, this story must be completely credible because a random, unnecessary detail was added in. Wait a second... he must've been faking the snake!"
Tim: "Hm, this story must be completely credible because a random, unnecessary detail was added in. Wait a second... he must've been faking the snake!"
by erectiledysfunction55 November 01, 2017
An example of how to fake the snake:
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."
- /u/DrDisastor
"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."
- /u/Duke_Leto
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."
- /u/DrDisastor
"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."
- /u/Duke_Leto
by ShittyGrammar-Nazi November 01, 2017
Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.
Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!
Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!
by a_random_stranger November 01, 2017
"I think he's faking the snake. The stolen snake is the only thing that seems to make his story credible, the rest sounds like bullshit."
by Niks Bro November 01, 2017