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fairy bread

A fucked up treat served to children in australia that consists of two white bread slices with butter/margarine and an un necessary copious amount of diabetes inducing sprinkles in the 100s to top it and cut into four slices. Avoid at all costs.
Ey Billy, finish ya dinner or you ain't get no fairy bread
by ToeZ November 18, 2015
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fairy bread

An Australian practice usually endulged upon at "Aussie bbq's". It is described as The act of ejactlating on someone's pelvic area, then covering said ejaculatum with 100's & 1000's.
"Poita: that Sharon chick is a bit of orright!"
"Robbo: yeh, nah I heard grundy gave her some fairy bread behind the bouncy castle."
by Mr.s.james December 3, 2015
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fairy bread is a new insult used in the uk/ england. it is mainly used around london and areas around there.

it means “fat”. like, you eat so much fairy bread so you get fat from it.
person 1- “you stupid fairy bread”
person 2- “im not stupid or fat, your a fairy bread”
by pinkminion April 8, 2024
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Fairy Breading

Pouring 100's & 1000's (sprinkles) into your partners arsehole or vagina then smothering your penis with butter, fucking the chosen orifice until you have a good coating of both the butter and sprinkles on your penis then get your partner to suck it off
"Hey baby want to come back to my place for some fairy breading"
by Fridge7171 August 24, 2021
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Fair crack of the unleavened bread

Another way of saying "fair enough"; references to the Lord's Supper (Mark 14:22; Luke 22:13) in the Bible.
Person #1 - "Wanna hit the bins Saturday?"
Person #2 - "Nah bro, I've got service practice."
Person #1 - "Fair crack of the unleavened bread, my dude!"
by quesadillalover March 22, 2025
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fairybread man

typically used to describe a soft and sometimes fragile human.

Soft, fragile, sensitive yet sweet. Often the one to cry himself to sleep after the banter was too strong. Often persuades younger audiences with copious amounts of sweet fairy bread into his cute little house.

Often swings both ways, asking as he can sit on a tongue.
Definition:
Fairybread man defined as a soft and sometimes fragile human.

"Ryan, stop jumping every time Seinfeld comes on, fucking fairybread man"

"Ryan, your asshole tastes like fairybread, fucking fairybread man"

"It's on Ryan, fairybread men can have normal lives also"
by Nuggetdick March 26, 2017
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