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fairy bread

A fucked up treat served to children in australia that consists of two white bread slices with butter/margarine and an un necessary copious amount of diabetes inducing sprinkles in the 100s to top it and cut into four slices. Avoid at all costs.
Ey Billy, finish ya dinner or you ain't get no fairy bread
fairy bread by ToeZ November 18, 2015
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fairy bread

An Australian practice usually endulged upon at "Aussie bbq's". It is described as The act of ejactlating on someone's pelvic area, then covering said ejaculatum with 100's & 1000's.
"Poita: that Sharon chick is a bit of orright!"
"Robbo: yeh, nah I heard grundy gave her some fairy bread behind the bouncy castle."
fairy bread by Mr.s.james December 3, 2015

fairy bread

fairy bread is a new insult used in the uk/ england. it is mainly used around london and areas around there.

it means “fat”. like, you eat so much fairy bread so you get fat from it.
person 1- “you stupid fairy bread
person 2- “im not stupid or fat, your a fairy bread
fairy bread by pinkminion April 8, 2024

Fairy Breading 

Pouring 100's & 1000's (sprinkles) into your partners arsehole or vagina then smothering your penis with butter, fucking the chosen orifice until you have a good coating of both the butter and sprinkles on your penis then get your partner to suck it off
"Hey baby want to come back to my place for some fairy breading"
Fairy Breading by Fridge7171 August 24, 2021

Fair crack of the unleavened bread 

Another way of saying "fair enough"; references to the Lord's Supper (Mark 14:22; Luke 22:13) in the Bible.
Person #1 - "Wanna hit the bins Saturday?"
Person #2 - "Nah bro, I've got service practice."
Person #1 - "Fair crack of the unleavened bread, my dude!"

fairybread man 

typically used to describe a soft and sometimes fragile human.

Soft, fragile, sensitive yet sweet. Often the one to cry himself to sleep after the banter was too strong. Often persuades younger audiences with copious amounts of sweet fairy bread into his cute little house.

Often swings both ways, asking as he can sit on a tongue.
Definition:
Fairybread man defined as a soft and sometimes fragile human.

"Ryan, stop jumping every time Seinfeld comes on, fucking fairybread man"

"Ryan, your asshole tastes like fairybread, fucking fairybread man"

"It's on Ryan, fairybread men can have normal lives also"
fairybread man by Nuggetdick March 26, 2017
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026