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fartography 

the study of the interrelations between fart and place.

by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.

the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.

fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.

among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?

fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.

civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...

fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...

civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!

fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
fartography by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018
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fartography 

fartography is what worthless art school kids end up with diplomas in
joe -isn't that lynda? she's one of those worthless art school kids that never works, isn't she?-

jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography

fatography 

n. the art of taking pictures in a way that hides your true weight, so as to seem more attractive than you really are.
"So did you meet that chick you were talking to online?"
"Yeah...and you remember that really hot pic of her? Total fatography. She's 110% boom-boom."
fatography by Derv March 29, 2008

fartography 

displaying the fact that someone farted publically. also known as "fart porn".
Tifani says: i keep farting :|

Emma says: EWWWW, i should put that in a myspace bulletin ahahaha

Tifani says: no, that's fartography!
fartography by emmaisnang August 14, 2008

Faptography 

Photography or Videography in which you fap to.
Bob: Yo dude, you want some of my faptography?
Fred: Yeah, what is the quality and size of the files?
Bob: The picture folder is around 10 GB while the video folder is around 80 GB.
Fred: Sweet! I'll bring over my external harddrive.
Faptography by mancaveboy August 18, 2012