A fat-ass fucker with a neck like a scrotal sack who won't leave you the fuck alone no matter how times you make it blatantly obvious you want nothing to do with him. Orbits people and conversations much like a satellite. No social mores whatsoever.
TM: It totally sucks when you try to have an intelligent conversation with someone you are led to believe is intelligent, but are sadly disappointed when you discover they are not as intelligent as they portrayed.