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Fawkin Joocy 

Adj: To define one as being pleasant or appealing in the realm of aesthetics. Typically used to describe someone who frequents the gym on a regular basis and takes care of their appearance. To achieve this description, one should take pictures of themselves immediately after pumping iron and proceed to post said pictures on your favorite social media website. Any use of the term other than to describe a shredded male is incorrect and should be frowned upon.
1. "You look so Fawkin Joocy Brah. No Homo"

2. "Have you seen Zyzz's serratus? My god it looks so Fawkin Joocy"
Fawkin Joocy by greenek December 27, 2011
Related Words
Faeki falking fanking farking facking fakie Fapkin fakin Falkirk faerie
someone who is sweet,gentle and caring and lovable...someone who is a child by heart..someone who forgives easily and do not hold any grudge against anyone.......
she is such a "FAKIHA"...You are turning out to be a FAKIHA and I am happy for it....Please never take FAKIHA out of u
fakiha by goldfish and daffodil March 26, 2013

faking the snake 

to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing
Jim: "So he broke into her apartment, jumped her, tied her up, and kidnapped her. Oh, he also stole a pet snake."
Tim: "Hm, this story must be completely credible because a random, unnecessary detail was added in. Wait a second... he must've been faking the snake!"
A bikini that is for plus-sized women.
"That girl with the nice body has a nice fatkini!"

"Hey, do you sell fatkinis?"
"What?"
"Do you sell fatkinis? Bikinis for plus-szied women?"
"This is Abercrombie & Fitch, girl, of course we don't."
fatkini by Chris's_Zen May 24, 2013

FakeItTillTonightis

A fleeting, hard hitting, cold-like sickness that strikes when one does not want to go to work. FakeItTillTonightis is a common virus that usually lasts for a day. Symptoms include extreme drowsiness, irritability, and a substantial decrease in productivity. These symptoms are more prevalent in the morning and are easily cured by calling in sick to work and are always gone by nighttime.
"Where's Bella today?"
"She called in sick. She's got a bad case of FakeItTIllTonightis."
FakeItTillTonightis by Fractus January 24, 2018
A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.
I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!
Fapkin by lockenload23 August 5, 2016