facebook cleaning

The process of deleting "friends" from one's Facebook list.

Brian: I have like 1000 friends

Trent: I hope you're exaggerating...Dude, you need to do some Facebook cleaning

Brian: Truer words have yet to be spoken.

by Brorack Brobama February 10, 2010

facebook cleaning

the process of leaving groups that you have been in too long/don't like anymore

dude your still in that group? you need to do some facebook cleaning

by Harrison Schroeder March 14, 2008

Facebook spring cleaning

when your on facebook, and a family member or someone older than you who you would not want to see something bad on your profile, so you do some facebook spring cleaning. it is when you clean up your profile and delete or hide all the bad bumper stickers, applications, wall posts,pictures,videos,ect

hense the word facebook spring cleaning

friend request from jim ( your older cousin )

shit i gotta do some facebook spring cleaning so he doesnt see my bad side

by larryf`12 February 28, 2009

Facebook spring cleaning

the act of removing "friends" from your Facebook account every spring due to them not being your friend. Every school year leads to a build up of people on your Facebook account that you don't really know nor like, leading to an end year "purge" event known as Facebook spring cleaning.

Wow, I 'unfriended' almost 200 people during that Facebook spring cleaning.

by FBook Guru March 1, 2012

Facebook Cleansing

When your Newsfeed is spammed with duck faces, horse shit, and anal turd you don't care about from random motherfuckers you want to stab in the face, you commence the act of facebook cleansing. Inspired by Hitler himself, you create a list of individuals you wish to kill and a list of individuals who irritate you to an intolerable degree. Then you go to each one of these individuals walls, leave them the sincere, heartfelt message of "fuck you" and proceed to defriend them. After you have gone through your entire list of victims, you are left with close friends, funny douchebags, random hot chicks you stalk from time to time, and NO annoying, urine gargling, feces eating, child molesting, snot chewing, ass licking, piss drinking, vomit spitting, duck-faced, irritating shitbags you were stupid enough to add in the first place.

And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.

These motherfucking duck-faced bitches are starting to make me release anal fluids against my will. I'm going to do some facebook cleansing and then burn them alive.

by Boywithadick July 29, 2012