Facebook break
Facebook break by ohmytodd December 28, 2010
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Facebook Breakup
The embarrassing misinformation that goes out to all your friends when one of a couple edits their Facebook profile, and makes a change in relationship status that isn't echoed by their Facebook-listed lover. Suddenly 235 people learn that "Suzie and Sally ended their relationship" and the commiseration starts pouring in.
Facebook Breakup by Miselaineous October 9, 2008
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Facebook Breakup
Derrick is listed as single.
Brittany "What? When? Why?"
"Sorry, girl you just got a Facebook Breakup"
Brittany "What? When? Why?"
"Sorry, girl you just got a Facebook Breakup"
Facebook Breakup by Akira Moon March 30, 2009
Facebook Breakup
A methode of breaking up with your signifigant other through the facebook private messaging system. This methode of breaking up serves as a methode of identification for the lowest of the low.
Along with with the classic "Text Message Breakup" or "Email breakup", a "Facebook breakup" demonstrates a compleat lack of class on the part of the person ending the relationship. Anyone who has had their relationship ended in anyone of these three ways should take confidance and pride in the fact that the person they were daiting has just demonstrated the maturity level of a 12-13yr old. Along with the fact they have just inequitably won the throne of the "Douche" world.
For those semimgly unlucky few whove suffered a facebook breakup at the hands of their once signifigant other/ now self-proclaimed King/Queen of the Douches. Count yourself among the lucky, This indirect-methode of breakingup shows a lack of responsability, but more importantly, a lack of character by the person ending the relationship.
Any person willing to resort to such a low methode of breakingup has never been, or never will be worth it.
Along with with the classic "Text Message Breakup" or "Email breakup", a "Facebook breakup" demonstrates a compleat lack of class on the part of the person ending the relationship. Anyone who has had their relationship ended in anyone of these three ways should take confidance and pride in the fact that the person they were daiting has just demonstrated the maturity level of a 12-13yr old. Along with the fact they have just inequitably won the throne of the "Douche" world.
For those semimgly unlucky few whove suffered a facebook breakup at the hands of their once signifigant other/ now self-proclaimed King/Queen of the Douches. Count yourself among the lucky, This indirect-methode of breakingup shows a lack of responsability, but more importantly, a lack of character by the person ending the relationship.
Any person willing to resort to such a low methode of breakingup has never been, or never will be worth it.
Example 1:
Tom-"Mark! Sara just broke up with me though facebook... is she serious, a facebook breakup?"
Mark-*Blank stare* "I'll be right back"
Tom-"Where are you going?"
Mark-"Sara's Coronation, I hear she was just crowned Queen of the Douches, want to come?"
Tom-"No, I think i'll just send her a douchebag in the mail. I'm sure she'll understand why I couldn't make it."
Example 2:
Crystal-" Jen, Dave just boke up with me through facebook"
Jen-" Thats beyond low! Just forget him, he was clearly never worth it! a Facebook Breakup is a clear sign of no class"
Tom-"Mark! Sara just broke up with me though facebook... is she serious, a facebook breakup?"
Mark-*Blank stare* "I'll be right back"
Tom-"Where are you going?"
Mark-"Sara's Coronation, I hear she was just crowned Queen of the Douches, want to come?"
Tom-"No, I think i'll just send her a douchebag in the mail. I'm sure she'll understand why I couldn't make it."
Example 2:
Crystal-" Jen, Dave just boke up with me through facebook"
Jen-" Thats beyond low! Just forget him, he was clearly never worth it! a Facebook Breakup is a clear sign of no class"
Facebook Breakup by ...really?! January 8, 2009
Facebook Breakup
The act of scouring your entire facebook page, removing any traces of your ex. This could be pictures, comments, likes, etc.
Facebook Breakup by nerdrage201 November 22, 2011
Breaking the Facebook wall
Commenting about facebook on facebook, or when a group of people are having a discussion in a comment thread, and someone comments with, "This is the best/worst comment thread!"
Interrupting the flow of conversation and your suspension of disbelief that you actually have a social life.
Interrupting the flow of conversation and your suspension of disbelief that you actually have a social life.
Dickwad Dave: Fuck yea, I made waffles this morning. And took a picture.
Cunt Julia: Hope you enjoy your waffles Dave, as they're the last ones you get to eat without knowing you have HIV. Oh by the way, about last night, I HAVE HIV.
You and 127 like this.
Dickwad Dave: Jokes on you Cunt, I wore a condom! Now they're righteous waffles.
Cunt Julia: You drunk slobbering fuck, you tried to wear a magnum condom on your midget dick and just ended up stuffing the condom up into my twat like god damn canon packing.
Dickwad Dave: Fuck you whore! Why'd you let me fuck if you're an infested skank!
Cunt Julia: Me being half passed out in the guest bedroom does not count as "Let you fuck" you god damn rapist.
Worthless William: Best comment thread ever
Urban Dick: Fuck Bill, stop breaking the facebook wall. I was enjoyin' this fuckin show
Cunt Julia: Hope you enjoy your waffles Dave, as they're the last ones you get to eat without knowing you have HIV. Oh by the way, about last night, I HAVE HIV.
You and 127 like this.
Dickwad Dave: Jokes on you Cunt, I wore a condom! Now they're righteous waffles.
Cunt Julia: You drunk slobbering fuck, you tried to wear a magnum condom on your midget dick and just ended up stuffing the condom up into my twat like god damn canon packing.
Dickwad Dave: Fuck you whore! Why'd you let me fuck if you're an infested skank!
Cunt Julia: Me being half passed out in the guest bedroom does not count as "Let you fuck" you god damn rapist.
Worthless William: Best comment thread ever
Urban Dick: Fuck Bill, stop breaking the facebook wall. I was enjoyin' this fuckin show
Breaking the Facebook wall by Ticktok December 28, 2012