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f.k.t.

a mob of tagging fags in the san francisco area that are known as fkt or "forever kids tagging" that go around pretending to be hard
dude f.k.t. is here
who gives a fuck? they're the biggest group of pussies ever
by na13 July 29, 2012
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f**k sh*t up

how does he always f**k sh*t up.
by DJ Herpes May 30, 2006
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Don't f**k with cats

A Netflix documentary on Luka Magnotta's awful crimes. Generally meant in the sense of just don't be an idiot and abuse animals.
A: "Some idiot posted a video of killing kittens online. The internet hunted him down."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."
by don't kys u're hot December 18, 2021
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K.T.F.O.

That guy got K.T.F.O.'d when he got cracked in the dome with that baseball bat!!!
by Sandy L October 1, 2007
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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F.T.K.

F.T.K. is an acronym for Fuck The Kells, which is the name of a enjoyable song by The Vagiants. It is also screamed out by teenage girls to express a variety of feelings ranging from boredom to euphoria.
You are sitting in English 11 and your teacher asks you to write out the dominant mood of the next ten descriptive poems.
Express yourself using F.T.K.

"Hey, Car, FUCK THE KELLS!"
"Hey Andy, FUCK THE KELLS!"
"Hey, Mad, FUCK THE KELLLLLLSSS!!!!"
by aleep May 28, 2008
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T.F.K

This that T.F.K shit🤟🏽🚦
by T.F.K Won April 21, 2020
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