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F.T.K. is an acronym for Fuck The Kells, which is the name of a enjoyable song by The Vagiants. It is also screamed out by teenage girls to express a variety of feelings ranging from boredom to euphoria.
You are sitting in English 11 and your teacher asks you to write out the dominant mood of the next ten descriptive poems.
Express yourself using F.T.K.

"Hey, Car, FUCK THE KELLS!"
"Hey Andy, FUCK THE KELLS!"
"Hey, Mad, FUCK THE KELLLLLLSSS!!!!"
F.T.K. by aleep May 28, 2008
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L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Don't f**k with cats 

A Netflix documentary on Luka Magnotta's awful crimes. Generally meant in the sense of just don't be an idiot and abuse animals.
A: "Some idiot posted a video of killing kittens online. The internet hunted him down."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."
That guy got K.T.F.O.'d when he got cracked in the dome with that baseball bat!!!
K.T.F.O. by Sandy L October 1, 2007
a mob of tagging fags in the san francisco area that are known as fkt or "forever kids tagging" that go around pretending to be hard
dude f.k.t. is here
who gives a fuck? they're the biggest group of pussies ever
f.k.t. by na13 July 29, 2012
This that T.F.K shit🤟🏽🚦
T.F.K by T.F.K Won April 21, 2020

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i don't know how to tell you this but i like you and i'm sorry because i know you don't feel the same.
I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.A.I.S.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S