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M Y L I F E or My Life 

For example:
Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure :D
Person 1: M Y L I F E or My Life
Person 1 then proceeds to commit self kill
Used on sites where you message an anonymous person without being able to see them. This slang means they want to know if your male or female.
You- hi
Stranger- hello
Stranger- M or F
M or F by pyrolitch September 18, 2016
Minecraft or Forntine?
Gianpillea: M or F?
You:mhh,Mincraft is better

Mom: what are you playing? M or F?
You: I'm playing Fortnite mom!
Mom:Its been three weeks! Go to study!
M or F by YourLordAndSaviourJesus January 15, 2019

I'm just here for my cardio 

the last words a sisters bf can speak before a sisters big bro whoops them upside the head, or gets there weapons.
sisters bf: I'm just here for my cardio
big bro: ok then get to stepping before you get whooped

sisters bf : runs to the car

what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this 

for when you see a bloody mcdonald’s burger
*opens mcdonald’s burger wrapper
“what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this”

American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.) 

American Mans for Manliness is an organization of manly men, who partake in and organize manly activities. These activities include going on long and pointless treks to dangerous areas, smoking cigars, drinking scotch and other manly drinks, working on automobiles, fishing, and hunting. These trips are referred to as MANventures by the members of A.M.M. (see "MANventure" for a longer definition) Cars hold an honorary role, and are referred to as "Steeds." Said automobiles must have over 100,000 miles, must be of American origin, have a girl's name as a nickname, must be modified from stock in some way, and must have participated in an officially certified MANventure.
The Dos Equis guy tried to get into American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.), but couldn't, because he wasn't manly enough.