Eye Crusties

Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.

After waking up from a nice night with her partner...

Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.

Eye Crusties by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009

eye crusties

those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow

“Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”

eye crusties by ouch door handle April 28, 2020

Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.

'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'

Eye Crusties by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008