When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.
by babouarcher June 30, 2017
Hym "Experiment though this may be, all I've done is prove that YOUR thing makes THIS thing completely unnecessary. And proves that it's counterproductive. That's got to be embarrassing. Right?"
Iam "I did notice the Buckley thing though."
Hym "Oh? Do you want some cheese? Squeak like a good lab rat and maybe you'll get some! Hahahahahaaa!"
Iam "You're... We're the same guy..."
Hym "Which means I'm only half a bitch! Hahahahahaha!"
Iam 😑 "............"
Hym "Pfft HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "Yeah. Alright. I'm leaving."
Hym Hahaha wait! I'm not done laughing at you yet! Hahahahahahahaha!!"
Iam "I did notice the Buckley thing though."
Hym "Oh? Do you want some cheese? Squeak like a good lab rat and maybe you'll get some! Hahahahahaaa!"
Iam "You're... We're the same guy..."
Hym "Which means I'm only half a bitch! Hahahahahaha!"
Iam 😑 "............"
Hym "Pfft HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "Yeah. Alright. I'm leaving."
Hym Hahaha wait! I'm not done laughing at you yet! Hahahahahahahaha!!"
by Hym Iam May 13, 2022
(sorry for my capitalization)
A Jump And Fall Experience Or JAF Is Something That Starts Good At First But Then Goes To Dogshit Right After The Fun Parts.
Kind of Like Jerking Off But After You Nut Theres Nothing Much After That.
For Example
A Jump And Fall Experience Or JAF Is Something That Starts Good At First But Then Goes To Dogshit Right After The Fun Parts.
Kind of Like Jerking Off But After You Nut Theres Nothing Much After That.
For Example
"Bro That Party Was A Jump And Fall Experience"
"I Was Watching Stranger Things Last Night It Was Kind Of A Jump And Fall Experience"
"Bro Last Night Was A Jump And Fall Experience"
"I Was Watching Stranger Things Last Night It Was Kind Of A Jump And Fall Experience"
"Bro Last Night Was A Jump And Fall Experience"
by 99 Buttons February 2, 2023
A smurf account of any kind.
by Experious October 10, 2022
And you hyper-fixate on it because you (to some extent) don't have an articulated or particularized self. How much of you actually identity is tied up in locality? "I went to this school and did this job." And I know how it's supposed to work. I'm supposed to infer from that based on the quality of the school and your occupation and I'm supposed to allow THAT INFERENCE to lend credence to the things you say or do... But it doesn't. Those are coordinates. That doesn't mean anything to anyone who isn't willing to pretend with you.
Hym "And my lived experience is more unique than yours. Imposed schizophrenia... Publicly embarrassed a mainstream intellectual... Pretty sure I started a labor movement. The auto worker guy quoted me except he replaced 'Retard' with 'Asshole.' So, you're welcome for that. I'm like an executive producer with an immaculate track-record. And what have you actually done? Nothing. You're contestant number 6# on a reality show and you know a guy."
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.
by stuartc1 December 5, 2021
What happens when your body perceives a change in elevation and proceeds to make you think you are about to step up or down only to jar the experiencer into a self conscious awkwardness and sense of mistrust in their own perceptions.
I saw Marcus throw his back out during an "Eidolonic ascension/descension experience" while taking the stairs.
by CovidMessiah December 10, 2022