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executable 

1. causes a computer to perform indicated tasks according to encoded instructions, as opposed to a file that only contains data.

2. a file that you should know where it came from before opening or you might be contracting a virus/malware/spyware/trojan/keylogger
1. I downloaded the executable installer for firefox at mozilla.com

2. Why do I have $1000 charged on my credit card?
executable by Saunders. December 22, 2008
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Trump Excusal Syndrome

Psychological response wherein a Trump supporter immediately latches onto any excuse, no matter how feeble, implausible, or contrary to video evidence that the excuse may be, to justify Trump's behavior before and during his presidency.

The excuse often mirrors Trump's own excuses, or those pushed by right-wing media, and can change multiple times in a day, often contradicting earlier excuses. Sufferers of TES are unable to recognize those contradictions.

Common examples include: "He was just being sarcastic." "That's just fake news." and "That was Obama's fault."
My grandpa told me today that Trump was just being sarcastic when he suggested we inject disinfectant, even after we watched the video of it together - I fear he might have a terminal case of Trump Excusal Syndrome :(

Excitable Boy 

Proper noun. A sarcastic term ascribed to a deranged individual who is enabled and empowered by others' ignorance and excuses. Often someone in a position of entitlement, whose privilege has gone unchecked.

A reference to Warren Zevon's 1978 album and title track, "Excitable Boy." The song is the story of socially dysfunctional youth who's antisocial behavior is constantly written off, even as he goes on to rape and kill and young woman.

Lyrics:

Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
Jen: Did you hear what that crazy White-Nationalist asshole said on the news about 'taking the country back'?
Carl: Yeah, such an Excitable Boy.

excitable 

theres this new Rambo movie coming out, i haven't heard much about it but i'm excitable.
excitable by dandoon May 7, 2008

excitables 

the act of being excited.

to use on msn like so: *excitables*

why not use the word excitable?
well thats a bit common isn't it? x
in context

"my hamster just peed on my laptop he was obviously over-excitables"

"oh my! she just did a forward roll into a glass table she's a bit too excitables"
excitables by Kay-herr-tee October 21, 2007
When some on says you are excused. This word origionated in Ms. Hutsell's 8th grrade core class, and is now used in everyday conversation.
"I will wait for you to get all packed up beofre I give you the excusal."
Excusal by Will Cohen December 11, 2004

executableness 

How much a person is likely to be executed.
Dude1:Dude that Chick is so ugly Her executableness is off the charts!
Dude2: Dude, that is a Dude.
executableness by jake winn January 13, 2010