A spirit enthusiastic slav man (alcohol addict) who spends the majority of his monthly pay for spirits. He has a collection of all the spirits in the world. He is also able to drink for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. His appetite for spirits is uncontrollable. His dream is to own a BAR.
Damn you really like alcohol, you are almost like Ewwicaa.
What brand is this vodka? I don't know but Ewwicaa would most likely know.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).