It is when a girl flexes her asshole open and a guy blows weed smoke into her asshole. And clenches her asshole tight. While peeing in her vagina then fucking her until she orgasms then having the man's pee and the weed smoke blast out as she orgasms.
by Pendulum dick April 11, 2016
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When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 3, 2014
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When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 3, 2014
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A cheese burger that the people from over in that one fucking place eat you know what I mean?
Go eat a European cheese burger fag tard
by Luciepoo March 23, 2022
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When you reach in your partner’s pants and scream “diddle for Italy
I just gave my girlfriend the European pickpocket this morning.
by STEWY7890 February 24, 2019
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The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.
“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023
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