eskimo pie

when a guy cums in a girls mouth. and then she gives him a long slow kiss goodnight

"yummo, give me some pie, baby!"

by craig dean February 04, 2004

eskimo pie

To deficate in a toilet then ejaculate on top and not flush.
the result is a cum covered shit. usually in communal toilets.

don't go in there, some one layed an eskimo pie.

by AkIRA22 November 09, 2006

eskimo pie

breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.

"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied me...you know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my freezer...now all my ice tastes like poo."

by david March 04, 2005

eskimo pie

Taking someone's hood on their hooded shirt/jacket and pulling it over their head and face violently. Usually accompanied by the screaming of "Eskimo Pie!."

Gus: Well, that's gay.
Billy: WHAT?! ESKIMO PIE!!!!

by Eskimo Pie July 09, 2006

Eskimo Pie

a vanilla ice cream bar totally covered in chocolate

Mr. Ice Cream Man, may I have an eskimo pie?

by Jacki November 20, 2003

Eskimo Pie

When a man ejaculates in a females vagina whilst she is having an orgasm then licks the resultant moon cheese out.

Wow, it sure is hot today, I'd sure love an eskimo pie.

by Crown Royal May 30, 2009

Eskimo Pie

A snowball with a surprise dog turd center.

"I heard Tommy got detention for hitting Ms. Wilkins with an Eskimo Pie."

by Goobersmichael May 07, 2009