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The greatset criminal ever to walk the Earth. Satan incarnate. Better known as the white man. Term comes from the biblical name for caucasians.
Camp Leader: "We'll set up here if Esau doesn't give us any trouble."
Brothers: "All right, ahch. That's what it is."
by Sabal Laiwalayam November 09, 2007
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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Someone who is pretty crazy. he can be really smart, but really lazy until he gets competitive. he likes to fight verbally and physically. He might be cute, but then again, he might not be. He may seem like a dick at times but he cares. If someone messes with one of his friends, he does what it takes to stand up on them.
Girl 1: That guy is kinda a dick.

Girl 2: I think he's just being Esau.
by JJMaverick April 14, 2014
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Esau is a guy that is very irregular in a good way. He never lets anyone tell him what to do, except for someone that he trusts. He is very funny and will always make you smile. He is so freaking adorable and has the cutest smile ever. Esau is an amazing person so don't ever lose him or you will regret it for the rest of your life.
Te quiero Esau ❤️ ❤️
by Fatso November 23, 2019
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The progenitor of the Syrians and Italians (not aryans who are the bloodline of Japheth)
Often called the first white person by idiots who understand nothing of history or the bible.
Moronic black racist "Your esau white devil."
White person: actually I'm a Japhethite.
by 96king October 02, 2019
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Esau is a very strong, hairy man. He is an expert at pleasing his women. Rumor has it, once he's done, the bed breaks or the floor will bust open.
I have a qetion about Esau: How come every time he comes over, my mom starts screaming,"Oh Esau fuck yass honey!" and the walls start cracking?
by Esau_the_Beast March 06, 2017
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Esau is such an amazing person. He is smart, funny, loving, carefree, loyal, hot, sexy, and he always knows what to say in any situation. He is so easy to talk to, and he’ll listen without judging. Esau has a smile so bright, and his voice is deep, yet soft. He always finds a way to calm you down and help you breathe, even if he doesn’t notice it. He has the deepest brown eyes that you seem to get lost in every time he’s around. The feeling when his arms wrap around you is the most comforting and calming. It’s like the world disappears and nothing can hurt you. It’s just you and him. Esau is the most wonderful person that you could ever meet. Consider yourself lucky if you get a man like him because he is one in a billion! ❤️❤️❤️
I just want to stay there... wrapped in his arms... forever. I love him, more than anything. Esau is the best thing that has ever happened to me
by human_person_1307 November 27, 2020
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