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R. Lee Ermey 

The actor who carried out the role of quite possibly the coolest film character of all time, Gunnery Sargeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket." At the drop of a dime, he could gouge your eyes out and proceed to skullfuck you. Loves the Marine Corps and his country, but can't stand subordinates who are "fucking comedians" or doughboy privates like Vincent D'Onofrio's "Gomer Pyle." For the record, never let the man find a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, for he'll have no reservations in ripping your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Ermey has also appeared in films like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call."

Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches.

Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual.
"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!"
R. Lee Ermey by Nicky J September 27, 2004
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R. Lee Ermey 

The baddest motherfucker to ever roam the land. More epic than Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris thought he was the shit until R. Lee Ermey opened a can of whoop-ass on him.
R. Lee Ermey by Not a Real Marine October 18, 2010
bright mind always thinking beautiful amazing any person would be lucky to have in there life Ermelinda deserves someone good sweet kind like her not someone who is a big flirt and never really talk to her.
man oh man Ermelinda is looking fine today!
ermelinda by alysa@gmail.com April 20, 2017

R. Lee Ermey 

He was a real Drill Sargent in the Marines. That is how he played the part so well. Imagine how he treated the little pukes in the real world. Oh the things that he didnt show in the movie. Sucks to be them. Full Metal Jacket, best movie of all time!
R. Lee Ermey is a real life bad ass
R. Lee Ermey by elunchmeat August 14, 2006

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It is a way of saying oh my god
Ermergerd it Santa!
ermergerd by Shibeshoglong October 28, 2013
The most beautiful girl in the world. She completes me in every way possible and makes even the most horrible things tolerable just by being with me. She is a girl i can see myself with in 20 years and still having fun with and discovering new things with. When i look into her eyes i get lost but i dont mind the least bit. Her smile could stop a man right in his tracks and make him see the beauty in the world. Her laugh makes the worst of days seem so much better. I can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored. The greatest times I've ever had in my life involve her and i just can't imagine life without her. In short shes my soulmate and she doesent even know it. If your a guy and know an ermenia you will now realize that she is a beautiful girl who was and will always be there for you. think about her more and more each day because she's a deffinate keeper.
I hope that years from now Ermenia can take me back because she is the most gorgeous girl in the United States.
ermenia by ermeniaisamazing May 26, 2009