ericsson 

A swedish mobile phone brand, owned by the kevins and nannans of this world, particularly the A1018S. A lovely basic starter mobile, with plastic which smells of quim, and a nice featurette keypad. Sexy 1 line display.

"Hey, come look at my ericsson while i protude your quim with the antenna."

ericsson by Kev1018 May 31, 2006

Phony Ericsson Walkman 

The plastic 'back casing' of a legit Sony Ericsson Walkman that holds the battery in.

Using the arrow sticker on the inside of the casing it could be used as a Squaid-o-meter to detect the presence of Squaids. It could also be used to detect people who were 'going sick'.

"I've found the source of Squaids!"

"How?"

"Using my Phony Ericsson Walkman, this specimen was going sick and had high levels on the squaid-o-meter!"

Phony Ericsson Walkman by SlimSquaidy June 10, 2021

quer.ericsson 

An Electro-Waste Collector who loves lasagne, and is a fan of SONY, Windows 8.1 and Len Kagamine. His dream phone is Google Pixel 6.

quer.ericsson

quer.ericsson by ZanuZoss August 26, 2022

leif ericsson 

a pimp from the 10th century

leif ericsson rox my sox

leif ericsson by bryan18 September 5, 2005

Sony Ericsson 

A super new age slider cell phone that plays music, allows you to import Final Fantasy pictures and take really long videos of your friends when they are cross-faded and/or drunk to show strangers just to embarrass them and make yourself look sane compared to the rest of your group.

Licensed trademark of Sony.

V: Brittney, check out the video of Mariah on my new sly phone.
B: This is a nice phone, what's it called?
V: Sony Ericsson, aka the only reason I love AT&T.
B: Dirty

Sony Ericsson by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008

leif ericsson 

the same as a dirty sanchez, only using blood instead of shite. also known as the red sanchez.

I was going to give her a Dirty Sanchez, but since I've had explosive diahrrea, i gave her a Leif Ericsson instead.

leif ericsson by MrM April 13, 2006

magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair

He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.

ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR

magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair by planttreesplease January 24, 2015