He's so hot that when you take a quick glimpse at him, your mouth will be drooling. At first he's shy but when he opens up to you, he can get really adorable. he mainly doesnt like seeking for attention but at sometimes he wants it. he loves playing video games but despite all of that when you need attention hes there to give it to you. he does get angry at some point and rebellious at some point during the day, but other wise hes a chill guy to talk to. he can take you off your feet when you least expect it, hes just that amazing of a guy you just got to have him.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).