Epic Pwn

The pwn above all pwns. The pwn that surpasses infinity and become so aweome it is considered one of the "Gratest thingz evAr"

Anime geek: Dragon Ball Z a King of all that is PWN. IT HAS EVERYTHING A GREAT ANIME NEEDS!!! IT HAS ALIENS, FIGHTS IN SPACE, MARTIAL ARTS FIGHTING, DINOSAURS, ANDROIDS, AND GIANT MONKEYS!!! GIANT FUCKING MONKEYS!!!! WTF ELSE DO YOU NEED?!! MONKEYS ARE ALREADY PWNSOME!!! ADD GIANTNESS AND ALL MENTIONED ABOVE AND YOU HAVE EPIC PWN!!!

Epic Pwn by Dante Anu reapel July 20, 2009

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epic pwn

when someone's asshole gets royally ravaged in extreme hilarity.

bitch, u just got epic pwned in the asshole

epic pwn by queefster69 September 30, 2008

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Epic Awesome Pwnage Success

Super awesome, epic ass kicking / owning, success!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Epic Girl experienced the best kind of success, EPIC AWESOME PWNAGE SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!

Epic Awesome Pwnage Success by McRavin June 10, 2008

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Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage

Also known as "the grade eight word", is the epic combination of five non-dictionary words, plus the optional prefix of "Epic" that are used quite frequently by people in today's society, more often teenagers. It's nickname ("The Grade Eight Word") originates from the location it was coined, a grade eight classroom. When someone thoroughly and utterly triumphs over the competition, this can be referred to as Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage.

We totally owned the other team! this has been a severe case of Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage.

Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage by orly?yarly! May 2, 2010

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Epicpwnsauce

one who ends up being anal fisted without lube because he or she sucks major dick at life

Pillsbury: Dude you just got epicpwnsauced

Scott: Ya dude its because I had a major epic failfest

Epicpwnsauce by Scottmalkinson1 April 3, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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