epic fuck

A sexual encounter that is over the top and extremely memorable for any number of reasons.

Duder 1: "Yo dude did you see the girl I went home with last night?"

Duder 2: "Yeah boi! She was so hot."

Duder 1: "Well anyway, I get to her place and we start making out. Then, her roommate comes home, who is f*cking smoking hot by the way, and she joins in! I railed both those sweet asses for like 3 hours!"

Duder 2: "Holy shit! That's one epic fuck doggy! I bet that'll be #1 in your spank bank for a long time."

by westfalia October 7, 2010

Epic fuck tonne

Grossly oversized quantity.
Unfathomable in most circumstances.

"I love you an epic fuck tonne Richard"
"Charlene drank an epic fuck tonne last night"

by Team Charchie February 27, 2017

4:00 am Epic Fuck

You awake at 4:00 am and it's the most amazing sex you ever had.

My boyfriend, wakes me up for the 4:00 am Epic Fuck. It leaves me the next day thinking about it.

by Amazing Amy October 16, 2014

<.7.9.6.7.>...Pro Subharmonic is an epic-sounding Pro Series 64-bit AAX plugin that enables you to generate low frequency signals an octave lower than the source for fuck offs sake...<.7.9.6.7.>

<.7.9.6.7.>...Pro Subharmonic is an epic-sounding Pro Series 64-bit AAX plugin that enables you to generate low frequency signals an octave lower than the source for fuck offs sake...<.7.9.6.7.>

<.7.9.6.7.>...Pro Subharmonic is an epic-sounding Pro Series 64-bit AAX plugin that enables you to generate low frequency signals an octave lower than the source for fuck offs sake...<.7.9.6.7.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Epic Fucking Fail

mr. bills computer service.

"can you fix my computer?"
"sure!"
"wow epic fucking fail"

by jewbag123 February 5, 2009

epic mother fucker

A self destructive, overly dramatic compulsive liar with delusions of grandeur in need of a reality check. The Dada suggests kicking such person out to relieve all involved of such bloated egocentric mofo.

MoFo "I've got this, that, and a box of chips!"

Dude - "dang, he's all into his bloated super ego again....."

MoFo - "You can't leave, party not over yet"

Dude - "it's over for you, lets kick out the epic mother fucker (dada comes on)..."

by papasario September 3, 2013

Fucking Epic

Epic on a greater level- something that is so awesome it deserves the word 'fucking' infront of it- and epic meaning, "heroic; majestic; impressively great"

"Girl, your fuckng epic!"

"That stunt was fucking epic!"

by Karissa Pukas April 13, 2007