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epic fuck 

A sexual encounter that is over the top and extremely memorable for any number of reasons.
Duder 1: "Yo dude did you see the girl I went home with last night?"

Duder 2: "Yeah boi! She was so hot."

Duder 1: "Well anyway, I get to her place and we start making out. Then, her roommate comes home, who is f*cking smoking hot by the way, and she joins in! I railed both those sweet asses for like 3 hours!"

Duder 2: "Holy shit! That's one epic fuck doggy! I bet that'll be #1 in your spank bank for a long time."
epic fuck by westfalia October 7, 2010
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Epic fuck tonne 

Grossly oversized quantity.
Unfathomable in most circumstances.
"I love you an epic fuck tonne Richard"
"Charlene drank an epic fuck tonne last night"
Epic fuck tonne by Team Charchie February 27, 2017

4:00 am Epic Fuck 

You awake at 4:00 am and it's the most amazing sex you ever had.
My boyfriend, wakes me up for the 4:00 am Epic Fuck. It leaves me the next day thinking about it.
4:00 am Epic Fuck by Amazing Amy October 16, 2014

<.7.9.6.7.>...Pro Subharmonic is an epic-sounding Pro Series 64-bit AAX plugin that enables you to generate low frequency signals an octave lower than the source for fuck offs sake...<.7.9.6.7.> 

<.7.9.6.7.>...Pro Subharmonic is an epic-sounding Pro Series 64-bit AAX plugin that enables you to generate low frequency signals an octave lower than the source for fuck offs sake...<.7.9.6.7.>
<.7.9.6.7.>...Pro Subharmonic is an epic-sounding Pro Series 64-bit AAX plugin that enables you to generate low frequency signals an octave lower than the source for fuck offs sake...<.7.9.6.7.>

Epic Fucking Fail 

mr. bills computer service.
"can you fix my computer?"
"sure!"
"wow epic fucking fail"
Epic Fucking Fail by jewbag123 February 5, 2009

epic mother fucker 

A self destructive, overly dramatic compulsive liar with delusions of grandeur in need of a reality check. The Dada suggests kicking such person out to relieve all involved of such bloated egocentric mofo.
MoFo "I've got this, that, and a box of chips!"

Dude - "dang, he's all into his bloated super ego again....."

MoFo - "You can't leave, party not over yet"

Dude - "it's over for you, lets kick out the epic mother fucker (dada comes on)..."
epic mother fucker by papasario September 3, 2013

Fucking Epic 

Epic on a greater level- something that is so awesome it deserves the word 'fucking' infront of it- and epic meaning, "heroic; majestic; impressively great"


"Girl, your fuckng epic!"

"That stunt was fucking epic!"
Fucking Epic by Karissa Pukas April 13, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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