Sticky envelope

a Sticky envelope is when you can't be fucked to lick the envelope to send it so u squeeze out a little bit on nut and seal ur envelope with ur own fucking seman.

person 1: Bruh that's one sticky envelope person 2: yeah idk why tbh (smirks)

by lolcarson March 12, 2019

all colour envelopes

A totally awesome envelope supplier with the funkiest packaging and envelopes

Have you seen this boujis gold packaging? Its so All Colour Envelopes style

by The Mysterious Web Queen October 21, 2020

Vanilla envelopes

Actors who can play white people roles. Derived from the mispronunciation of *manila* envelopes.

me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!

by RollingFuckBale April 2, 2023

getting enveloped

Putting your penis between a person buttcheeks

"Hey, want to try getting enveloped? "
"Sure!"

by BigBlackPickle December 30, 2017

Fur Envelope

A very furry vagina.

My friend's mom has a sweet fur envelope.

by BreakBeatDrums May 13, 2015

Sealed Envelope

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.

After getting really wasted woth friends Tony decided to give Ella a helpful sealed envelope

by R1ftWalk3r February 11, 2016

orange envelope of shame

A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.

If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.

LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.

by southland August 18, 2017