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ennifer is a level 28 half elf who controls spirits, talks to dogs and collects cat feet for her dark magic rituals. Her and her companion, Jeff the Hill Giant of New Mexico defeated the nefarious red dragon of Middle Earth. Unfortunatly her man, Jeff is a weirdo masochist who snorts highly addictive hallucanagenic grannet stones. In her free time Ennifer skips around with her imaginary pet mice, that really exist (she suffers from a bit of schizophrenia). Currently they are fighting methheads.
omg i wish i were as awesome as Ennifer!
ennifer by not_an_uberskank October 6, 2008
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Ensiferum 

A really awesome Finnish band.
People argue too much about what genre it is.
It doesn't matter if its Pagan, viking, folk or black metal.
Ensiferum is just an awesome band and you should appreciate that. No... You MUST appreciate it. When Jari Maenpaa left Ensiferum, he was replaced by Petri Lindroos, and he's doing pretty good.

WARNING:
Music by Ensiferum can be fatal to emos, scenes and preppy mainstream girls.
Listen at own risk.
Ensiferum is so awesome it can kill hippies in a range of 2 miles from the speaker at 50 decibels
Ensiferum by Georgioz January 22, 2011
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Ensiferum 

A folk metal band with original music and they are really good. Each of their song is a wonder by itself.
Ensiferum is the band which got me interested in folk metal.
Ensiferum by Afterlifesinner May 6, 2011

Ensiferum 

A folk/viking metal band from Helsinki, Finland. Responsible for making really sweet music, making songs like "Goblin Dance" and rocking the faces of the general public right the fuck off.
"Yo, homes...Ensiferum is the shizzle for rizzle, you nizzle?"
Ensiferum by Nick Noggy Nog November 21, 2006
A POPULAR BITCH AT SCHOOL Y'ALL 🦋
- who's that?
- she's such a ennife, wow
ennife by ennifer June 1, 2020

ensiferum 

The best viking metal band yet to walk the face of the earth. With songs like treacherous gods, Guardians of fate and Hero in a dream nothing even comes close.
Ensiferum is the greatest thing u will ever know. After one song it will be bound within your soul
ensiferum by Valf September 18, 2008
A word used to describe someone who has no interest in social life.
ennife by Moneycashshiy April 13, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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