ennifer

ennifer is a level 28 half elf who controls spirits, talks to dogs and collects cat feet for her dark magic rituals. Her and her companion, Jeff the Hill Giant of New Mexico defeated the nefarious red dragon of Middle Earth. Unfortunatly her man, Jeff is a weirdo masochist who snorts highly addictive hallucanagenic grannet stones. In her free time Ennifer skips around with her imaginary pet mice, that really exist (she suffers from a bit of schizophrenia). Currently they are fighting methheads.

omg i wish i were as awesome as Ennifer!

by not_an_uberskank October 6, 2008

Ensiferum

A really awesome Finnish band.
People argue too much about what genre it is.
It doesn't matter if its Pagan, viking, folk or black metal.
Ensiferum is just an awesome band and you should appreciate that. No... You MUST appreciate it. When Jari Maenpaa left Ensiferum, he was replaced by Petri Lindroos, and he's doing pretty good.

WARNING:
Music by Ensiferum can be fatal to emos, scenes and preppy mainstream girls.
Listen at own risk.

Ensiferum is so awesome it can kill hippies in a range of 2 miles from the speaker at 50 decibels

by Georgioz January 22, 2011

Ensiferum

A folk metal band with original music and they are really good. Each of their song is a wonder by itself.

Ensiferum is the band which got me interested in folk metal.

by Afterlifesinner May 6, 2011

Ensiferum

A folk/viking metal band from Helsinki, Finland. Responsible for making really sweet music, making songs like "Goblin Dance" and rocking the faces of the general public right the fuck off.

"Yo, homes...Ensiferum is the shizzle for rizzle, you nizzle?"

by Nick Noggy Nog November 21, 2006

ennife

A POPULAR BITCH AT SCHOOL Y'ALL 🦋

- who's that?
- she's such a ennife, wow

by ennifer June 1, 2020

ensiferum

The best viking metal band yet to walk the face of the earth. With songs like treacherous gods, Guardians of fate and Hero in a dream nothing even comes close.

Ensiferum is the greatest thing u will ever know. After one song it will be bound within your soul

by Valf September 18, 2008

ennife

A word used to describe someone who has no interest in social life.

Linda your such a ennife are you okay?

by Moneycashshiy April 13, 2020