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Empty Net 

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.
Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.
Empty Net by carguy311 July 29, 2018

Empty Net Syndrome 

This debilitating syndrome is caused when ones child/children suddenly cease to play hockey. It is almost exclusively experienced by people of Canadian descent. Symptoms can include inexplicable weeping, excessive consumption of poutine, and in unusually severe cases, visits to the local hockey rink in an attempt to socialize with the hockey crowd.
Don't make eye contact with her, she has a severe case of Empty Net Syndrome.
Empty Net Syndrome by Jafeica November 3, 2015

Empty net goal

The act of having sex with a girl for the sole reason of adding to your career total or to break a slump in your current sexual activity.
Paul: Did you pull any ladies last night from the club?

Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.

Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.
Empty net goal by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013

Empty Net Syndrome 

When your friends that are normally online to help you chat your way through your work day decide to go on vacation or get jobs where they can't be online anymore. Similar to empty nest, you feel very alone!
Chrisy: I'm going to New York for the week.
Kim: Oh i got a new job. I start today, so I wont be online anymore during work hours.
Jen: Screw you guys, I'm going to have a serious case of Empty Net Syndrome. :-(

Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
Empty Net Goal by Mike109999 January 31, 2022

scoring on an empty net 

Preceding to hook up with a significant other whilst this individual is extremely incapacitated, therefore surrendering the last line of defense.
After Liz was out on the town with her girlfriends, Rob went over to her house planning on scoring on an empty net.