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emo maidens

A derogetory term which cool people use to describe fans of heavy metal music or anyone who claims heavy metal music as their first and foremost choice of music.

Metal heads as they are called often spend alot of time and energy whining about rap,goth,emo and other crappy ass music not realizing that their music also sucks and is laughed at by us old-school motherfuckers as trendy,teeny-bopper music.These punk ass little bitches are also always talking about how great and how cool bands like Iron Maiden,Guns and Roses,and Motley Crue are as if those bands even rate.Iron Maiden is a fucking joke.GNR has no talent.And Motley Crue are better known as the Douche Crew or as Buttley Screw to those "in the know" a.k.a. cool people.


synonyms: poser , fag , emo-fag , goth , trendies wanna-be's ,etc.
Oh my goth,look at those emo maidens thinkin they're all billy-badass baggin on emo and goth and not even knowing that metal is just as gay and pointless and stupid.Fuckin teenyboppers!!!!! emo-maidens = teenybopper bullshit!!!!!

Go listen to Mercyful Fart and die you little emo-maidens!!

I'll fuckin kill all you little fags! (quite literally)

(my wallet is the one that says "bad motherfucker" on it)

emo maiden 

A term unique to only one person; the person who originally wrote the "emo maiden" definition. Apparently inspired by Iron Maiden's vocalist Bruce Dickinson's tendency to hold high notes in a manner that can be compared to prolonged whining.
I believe Iron Maiden started the emo trend and I call the band "Emo Maiden" because I have very little knowledge of music history.
emo maiden by Marcus Solomon September 12, 2007
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Emo Maiden 

It refers to Iron Maiden because they're the shitty band that started all of this wanna-be/bullshit music.

Fuck DISCO,Iron Maiden,Heavy MEtal,Mtv,Rap,Emo,Goth,anything-"core",Nu MEtal,Old MEtal,Grunge(u know that Pearl Jam horseshit),Acapella Boy Bands,Pop WHORES and music videos!!!!!

Fuck techno,ecstasy,gangs,fashion,crime,Prince and Madonna!
Emo Maiden is fucking homosexual opera!
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026