A slimy, desperate, perverted old man who seeks younger, more vulnerable mates. A dirty, loser man. The male equivalent of a cougar.
In nature, elephant seals have harums, in which one alpha male denies all other males access to the group. The non-alpha males are known to chill around the group, waiting to mount any young seal who strays from the pack.
In nature, elephant seals have harums, in which one alpha male denies all other males access to the group. The non-alpha males are known to chill around the group, waiting to mount any young seal who strays from the pack.
"Ewww, Betty! The elephant seal at 3 o'clock is totally checking you out!"
"OMG! Jane is dating a total elephant seal. He's old enough to be her great-grandfather."
"OMG! Jane is dating a total elephant seal. He's old enough to be her great-grandfather."
by Elephant Seal Awareness July 19, 2009
Get the elephant sealmug. a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike
by nicnac215 December 24, 2006
Get the elephant sealmug. When you are involved in a DP and your balls slam together like a couple of angry elephant seals fighting.
There was no way we were gonna cross swords DP-ing that chick, but a couple angry elephant seals were un-avoidable.
by Christian Battaglia October 30, 2010
Get the angry elephant sealsmug. In the realm of Faerun, this is performed when you are mid coitus and you pull out to finish on your partners face, whilst simultaneously pouring wax on their forehead. This results in them making a face resembling a melting elephant seal.
by Tichojenkins November 12, 2022
Get the Melting Elephant Sealmug.