elephant seal 

A slimy, desperate, perverted old man who seeks younger, more vulnerable mates. A dirty, loser man. The male equivalent of a cougar.

In nature, elephant seals have harums, in which one alpha male denies all other males access to the group. The non-alpha males are known to chill around the group, waiting to mount any young seal who strays from the pack.

"Ewww, Betty! The elephant seal at 3 o'clock is totally checking you out!"
"OMG! Jane is dating a total elephant seal. He's old enough to be her great-grandfather."

elephant seal by Elephant Seal Awareness July 19, 2009

elephant seal 

a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike

Angela is an elephant seal, because RIA said so.

elephant seal by nicnac215 December 24, 2006

Melting Elephant Seal 

In the realm of Faerun, this is performed when you are mid coitus and you pull out to finish on your partners face, whilst simultaneously pouring wax on their forehead. This results in them making a face resembling a melting elephant seal.

Did you see what Killini did to Rainmeadow last night? Totally gave her a melting elephant seal!

Melting Elephant Seal by Tichojenkins November 12, 2022

angry elephant seals 

When you are involved in a DP and your balls slam together like a couple of angry elephant seals fighting.

There was no way we were gonna cross swords DP-ing that chick, but a couple angry elephant seals were un-avoidable.

angry elephant seals by Christian Battaglia October 30, 2010