electronic balls

Someone who has confidence but only when they're using a electronic device like AIM, text messaging, etc.

They will be sugestive and bold when they have time to think of answers on AIM but once you get face to face they're not even 1/10 as clever or fun.

aka the downfall of meeting someone online.

Sally: I met this awesome guy online and we talked for three hours.
Jack: You finally found someone special!
Sally: No, he only had electronic balls.
Jack: damn.

electronic balls by leslieeee March 9, 2008

Electric Bowling Ball 

The Electric Bowling Ball is a close relative of "The Shocker." Often misinterpreted as "The Claw," it's a maneuver that resembles the shape of your hand when gripping a bowling ball. If the woman is laying on her back, the thumb is inserted into the vagina and the middle and ring finger inserted into the butthole.

The word "Electric" is latin in origin and derives from the shock that occurs when the Electric Bowling Ball is first used. The Electric Bowling Ball should not be used frequently or for more than 20 minutes at a time.

"Josh, my girlfriend is pissing me off today," says Mike. "Yeah, you should give her the Electric Bowling Ball and dump her."

Did you see that girl's face? It was like someone Electric Bowling Balled her without KY!

Electric Bowling Ball by Mike Tweezy Good-Cox April 2, 2010