Gas-elapse-y

Uncontrollable farting fits.

"Sweet dear Jesus in Heaven, what the fuck is that noise and stank?"

"I...have...*pffft*...a little....*pt*....a....*ftttt*.....problem...with milk products...*pftpt*....."

"You are certainly blasting off a lot of farts. Are you having a gas-elapse-y fit??"

"...*pfffffffffft*....y-y-yeah....oof...*pt*...."

by Ronald McFondle December 26, 2009

wolfgang's elapse

The large elapse in time perceived following an elipitical pattern from the start of the diameter to it's end

Wolfgang's elapse of that movie is unreal I can't believe it's only an hour and a half

by GangTatted June 24, 2022

wolfgang's elapse

The large elapse in time perceived following an elipitical pattern from the start of the diameter to it's end

Wolfgang's elapse of that movie is unreal I can't believe it's only an hour and a half

by GangTatted June 24, 2022

Prolapse elapse

When someone chokes to death on their own rectal prolapse.

Did you hear what happened to James? He was walking down the stairs when his rectum prolapsed and fell out of his shorts. Well, he tripped over his own butthole that fell out of his butt but that's not all. He fell onto his back and his prolapsed butthole fell into his mouth and got lodged into the back of his throat. Coroner ruled it a prolapse elapse.

by Jerrysguy November 14, 2023