Elapseterbate

The act of masterbating too pass extended amounts of time.

Mikee: Im so bored im about to elapseterbate the hours away till my dood calls me.

Elapseterbate by Johnny twotoes November 24, 2009

Gas-elapse-y 

Uncontrollable farting fits.

"Sweet dear Jesus in Heaven, what the fuck is that noise and stank?"

"I...have...*pffft*...a little....*pt*....a....*ftttt*.....problem...with milk products...*pftpt*....."

"You are certainly blasting off a lot of farts. Are you having a gas-elapse-y fit??"

"...*pfffffffffft*....y-y-yeah....oof...*pt*...."

Gas-elapse-y by Ronald McFondle December 26, 2009

Prolapse elapse 

When someone chokes to death on their own rectal prolapse.

Did you hear what happened to James? He was walking down the stairs when his rectum prolapsed and fell out of his shorts. Well, he tripped over his own butthole that fell out of his butt but that's not all. He fell onto his back and his prolapsed butthole fell into his mouth and got lodged into the back of his throat. Coroner ruled it a prolapse elapse.

Prolapse elapse by Jerrysguy November 13, 2023

wolfgang's elapse 

The large elapse in time perceived following an elipitical pattern from the start of the diameter to it's end

Wolfgang's elapse of that movie is unreal I can't believe it's only an hour and a half

wolfgang's elapse by GangTatted June 23, 2022

wolfgang's elapse 

The large elapse in time perceived following an elipitical pattern from the start of the diameter to it's end

Wolfgang's elapse of that movie is unreal I can't believe it's only an hour and a half

wolfgang's elapse by GangTatted June 23, 2022