Brandon: You know why she wears shorts right?
Arthur: No why?
Brandon: It's easier to get to eighth base that way.
Arthur: Her knees do look pretty sexy today.
When the male partner inserts his testicles into the female partner's anus with his penis simultaneously inserted into the vagina. This often creates a side effect known as "fecal testicles" which most men find discomforting.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"