Eight Five

Distortion of the truth way beyond belief and or An Absolute Avalanche of Bullshit.
Eight Five is also known in numerical values as shown in the formula below:
(8 or eight)+ (5 or five) = "Absolute bullshit" or eightfive or 85.
85 is generally used when stories of extreme sports are involved.

Dude that was the biggest load of crap Ive ever heard, yeah massive "eight five"

Dude I jumped the grand canyon on a unicycle, 85 85 85 85 85
Eight fucking five

by XOBHCNUL February 6, 2008

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Eight five

A man that will beat the living shit out of you and has a very aggressive vocal chords

Person 1 : oi eight five this kid was talking smack about you what you going to do
Eight five: make him never see the light of day

by Wescattq June 16, 2022

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five eight

Australian rhyming slang, commonly used within Australian prison systems describing your best mate - partner in crime.

I’m heading to the coast with my five eight

by _..._ December 10, 2017

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twenty five eight

Even greater than twenty four seven. Describes something occurring for more hours than there are in a day, and for more days than there are in a week.

Since he got his new girlfriend, he's been hanging with her twenty-five eight. We never see him anymore!

by Coot ET May 14, 2005

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Five Eight Rule

The Five Eight Rule is a rule in relationships between expatriates and locals of a host country. An expat or local who is considered a "5s" by their own home dating market is viewed as "8s" by the opposite party. Often, the rule applies to both parties. Each one perceive the other as an "8", but they are both, in reality, "5s" in their own home dating market.

Person 1: I don't know how Josh landed that Asian girl. She seems way out of his league. He's a 5 at best.

Person 2: Five Eight Rule, dude.

by matcha snorter September 22, 2022

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