ego waffles Share definition Flag waffles made out of ego which are consumed by narcissistic people in order to sustain a delicate ego That condescending bitch is so full of herself, I'll bet she ate ego waffles for breakfast. ego waffles by Apathetic Messiah January 23, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the ego waffles mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch