A failed attempt at trying to sound smart using a word that sounds like it might mean something but, in reality, means nothing at all. An example of this occurrence might be when someone uses a word such as "effectuate".
A combination of the words evacuate and feec. This contraction, or portmanteau, is often employed to save precious time as the turtle's head makes an appearance.
First coined in northern hemisphere Summer 1999 and commonly used on roadtrips thereafter to communicate urgency. Popular among linguists, the elderly, and efficiency experts.
Employer: Excuse me, where are you going? The job interview is not over yet.
Applicant: Yeah, but I've gotta efecuate.