eephus

An Eephus pitch, in baseball, is considered a "junk" pitch with very low speed. The delivery from the pitcher has very low velocity and usually catches the hitter off-guard. It was invented by Rip Sewell of the Pittsburgh Pirates in the 1930s. And it was named by outfielder Maurice Van Robays. When asked what it meant, van Robays replied “Eephus ain’t nothin’.” But when Sewell asked why he named it that he said "Eephus means nothin' and so does the pitch"

The eephus fooled the batter with 2 strikes and he swung foolishly at it.

by G0MEZ July 31, 2007

eephus

The act of ejaculating on someone or something from a distance, usually with a high arcing trajectory.

Yeah, she was walking out the door, but I was still able to eephus on her purse.

by Slave Matthews August 6, 2009

Elphus

Someone who is is as funny as having Elephantitus in your own testicles.

Someone who bores you with lame jokes that leave you in pain.

That guy's a total fucking Elphus, man.

by OmegaSupreme January 19, 2008

Elphusirusfailalot

Those named Elphus must live a life of
failness where everyday they will fail
at anything and everything.

For example, Elphus fails at life EPICALLY thus he Elphusirusfailalot.

Signs may include; Mohawks, tattoos, and an awesome friend Named Daz.

by Dazerath January 23, 2009

Elephus Maximus

Elephus Maximus is generally a term used to describe a very large human being. It can be used as both an adjective, and a noun. The term has become so popular that there is even a song named after it.
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Tim: Have you heard of those "Elephus Maximus" creatures?
Bob: Yeah, one of them sat on my granfather and killed him
Tim: rip, dying to 36000+ pounds is a bad way to die

by DankiestOfMemers November 7, 2018