Eeny, meeny, miny, moe 

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Sometimes used as a childrens rhyme but teens/adults use it as making a dificult decision... instead of chosing rock, paper, scissors-They use Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

eeny meeny miny moe
catch a bad chick by her toe
if she hollers let her go
eeny meeny miny moe

or

"i cant make up my mind metween crayons or colored pencils"
"eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Catch Cryola by the toe,

if it hollers let it go,

eeny meeny miney moe"

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe by Barbie Kay November 13, 2010

Eeny meeny miny moe 

A colloquial expression used to be able to make a selection/decision at random. This is done by pointing with your finger randomly at the possible choices and chanting each word. Whichever option is pointed at when saying "moe" is the one that should be chosen - mostly, as some people cheat and do it again. This can be done with your eyes either open or shut.

There are 80 or so flavours of ice-cream/sorbet you can choose from. They all sound delicious and you cannot make up your mind... so you close your eyes and chant while pointing randomly at the board "Eeny meeny miny moe!" You open your eyes and your finger is pointing at: Straberry Cheescake! You have a quick glance and realise you really wanted Mississippi Mud Pie... but tough, it's fate! Strawberry Cheescake it is. ;)

Eeny meeny miny moe by ely athron November 10, 2007

eeny-weenis-japenis 

A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.

1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.

eeny-weenis-japenis by BlaznFattyz May 13, 2005

Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny 

A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.

Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty

"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."

Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny by Crackmonkey April 22, 2006

Eeny Weeny 

A way to describe your dick.

Person 1: “is that your dick? It’s so Eeny Weeny! You need some fuckin’ tweezers to put that little thing away?”
Person 2: “It’s not that small..”

Eeny Weeny by Ily DemiDevil November 22, 2021

The eeny meeny 

When you catch a tiger by its toe but the tiger fucked your bitch so you put your thumb up its butt also while riding it even if it's sorry.

I mean the zoo should really have some sort of surveillance, but Stacy is really into beastiality right now so you know I had to give that tiger The eeny meeny.

The eeny meeny by eggfarm69 November 8, 2021

eenywa

To die of starvation. To shrivel up.

From the sound of Pac-Man's death:

'eeny-eeny-eeny-wa-wa'

"Ohhh, man, if I don't eat soon I'ma eeny-wa."

eenywa by James April 16, 2004