eduine

This girl is talented, creative, intelligent and ambitious

family oriented, reliable and always there we you need her

understanding and very caring with a lots of love and laughter

if you ever meet an eduine your life will become magical

Eduine is the best person i've ever met.

where would I be with out eduine?

eduine by Valma Grant February 16, 2018

Eduine

Eduine is an awsome trust worthy friend all though some times he might get you mad, he will stick around till the end. He is also very interesting

I wish I had a person like Eduine

Eduine by Guas1729 November 23, 2021

equine actuary 

An equine actuary is a bookmaker: one who gives odds and accepts bets on horse races.

Crazy Chester was a well-reputed equine actuary in New Orleans. He could tell you who was running at any of the racetracks and their likely odds.

equine actuary by eViL pOp TaRt February 11, 2013

edline 

1. A students worst nightmare.

2. Edline allows parents to check grades with the click of a mouse. If your parent or guardian seems upset, irritable, and is questioning you about your grades, leave your house immediately, for they have been exposed to the Edline.

Student: Hey mom and dad can I go to the movies tonight?

Mom & Dad: Uhh no. We just checked Edline and your algebra scores are unnacceptable.

Student: I hate edline.

edline by YessiCroos June 21, 2007

uranate like a competitive equine 

Means the same as piss like a racehorse; e.g., when you have to pee really badly.

Sheesh!!! Todd had to uranate like a competitive equine this morning!!! Must have been all the brewskies he had last night!!!

uranate like a competitive equine by Telephony January 20, 2011

Edline 

The biggest enemy of most high school students. Basically it sends an email to your parents when it updates and allows them to see all of your grades.

Sorry dude i cant go paintballing my parents just got an edline report

Edline by gregmax19 October 11, 2009

Edline 

The worst Hell on Earth. Satan's best friend. A parent's excuse to grounding. A naked jog through a cactus mine field while on fire.

Edline is a destroyer of weekends and a crusher of souls. It replaces xbox with sponges and PS3 with mops. It tears out a kid's heart, rips it, burns it to ashes, shoves the ashes in a wooden box floatin down the river and into a jagged crevice in which it is torn apart by vampire piranha demons and eaten by carrot monkeys.

Edline SUX. It's terrible and just another excuse for teachers to ruin student's lives. So if your mom or dad has one, say goodbye to the sun and your social life because from now on, the only thing you can ever look forward to when you get home from the torturous jail cell those morons call a school is the sound of your parents' voices saying, "I was on Edline today and...."

Mom: Hi honey, how was school today?
Kid: ...eh.
Mom: Really. Well I was on Edline today and...
Kid: OH SHIZZ. *runs out the back door*

Edline by Andie D. March 5, 2011