eddie murphy

Best comedian to ever stand up, by far although he isnt as funny as he used to be, but fair enough the guy was born in 1961.
his 1987 Raw video and 1983 Delirious show are the best.
watch them!

eddie murphy at his best...
"I have a few rules when I'm up here... Also, faggots aren't allowed to look at my ass while I'm onstage. That's why I keep moving when I'm up here. You don't know where the faggot section is, so I keep moving."

by skitchyboy February 16, 2006

eddie murphy

When your taking a shit, and it hits the water and splashes back (just like Eddie's career).

*splash* Ooh...Eddie Murphy!

by SurferX May 27, 2008

eddie murphy

A comedian who USED to be funny.

What happened Eddie? Did Daddy Day Care kill your career?

by Alomar January 26, 2005

eddie murphy

The Baby Brother of Charlie Murphy

A: WTF is Eddie Murphy???
B: You know Charlie Murphy?
A: Sure!
B: He's his lil Brother.

by Dr. M December 05, 2006

Eddie Murphy

When you burn a pizza so bad that it turns black beyond belief. Abbreviated commonly in American pizzerias as simply “an Eddie.”

Dude did you take that pie out of the oven?
Ah, shit! It’s an Eddie Murphy.

You gotta stop making those Eddies or you’re gonna get canned.

by Uncle Mickey October 20, 2018

Eddie Murphy

High quality marijuana that leaves you and all of your friends smiling like Eddie Murphy.

Person 1:Wanna chill later?
Person 2:Yeah man, I got a Dub of Eddie Murphy.
Person 1:This is going to be a great day.

by iKushZ x January 13, 2011

Eddie Murphy

A mixed drink consisting of Orange Soda and Vanilla Vodka on the rocks.

I asked for an Eddie Murphy and the bartender returned a blank stare.

by Zachery Ty Bryan Adams August 23, 2008